P.S. You're an Idiot / CONTEST: Day 4

My baby sister's birthday, as well as the over-glorified American tradition of Thanksgiving. I'm not a big fan of holidays that revolve around the farcical relationship between Native Americans and Pilgrims, that centers solely around the devouring of a hideous bird. And even if it is hideous, the turkey still deserves to live, rather than being bred and overfed by remorseless corporations who care nothing about the humane treatment of animals.
Okay, now that I've gotten that out of my system...
The contest isn't going so well. I've gotten six entries, and none more. Not too many people seem very interested. It makes me sad. So, keep those names coming! Only four more until the poll opens.


Eighteen Humorous Pictures of Turkeys
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May your delicious meal not taste too much of wanton bloodshed.
~Sushi

Carpe Omnius

At the moment, I am watching the final few minutes of Hard Candy. Ellen Page, playing 14-year-old Hayley, is hacking out a pedophile's testicles. Well, hacking probably isn't the best word for it, as she seems to be doing quite a professional job. You'll have to watch the movie for yourself, as I'm not one for giving away too many details, but I will vouch for this being one the absolute best movies I've seen the entire year.





Four Other Horror Movies by Liongate Circa 2005-ish
_{Catchy title, right?}


1. An American Haunting


2. Are You Scared


3. See No Evil


4. Stephen King's Desperation


May all your tenders remain intact.
~Sushi
P.S.

Teach Your Children...Well?

My humanities professor often diverts from the discussion topic to go on a tangent, usually involving Youtube. I can't help but mention this because, due to the fact that it's a marriage and the family class, we have to talk about reproduction. So, he brings up the subject of toys used to nurture female children, and to teach them the motherhood role. There are some disgusting toys out there, but these certainly top the list. The first two were discussed in class; the rest, I ventured out into the world wide webiverse to bring to you lovely people.


Top 5 Creepiest Children's Toys
1. Baby Pee Pee


2. Baby Glutton: a doll that teaches young girls to breastfeed


3. Baby Wee Wee


4. Baby Alive: this doll defecates!


5. Teddy Ruxpin: that toy is too terrifying for words.


Sleep tight, and may you not have nightmares about the terrors of child development.
~Sushi

Super Leet Pro Garfield of Win

Today, I dressed up as Garfield and terrified small children; apparently dressing up as a large cat really scares the wits out of kids. It was family reading night at my younger sisters' school, and the teachers asked me to dress up to entertain the kids. Some of them gave me a hug or two, but most crept away, or even openly burst into tears. Suffice it to say, it didn't feel like a very successful evening.

A small list.
Five Hilarious Cyanide and Happiness Comics.
[Pardon the fact that they are all, in some way, utterly disgusting.]

















More nauseating entries to follow!
~Sushi