15 December 2009

Everybody Was Kung-Fu Fighting

Spock and I went on a date today, an actual date. He took me to see Ninja Assassin, which was much better than I thought it would be. For example, it actually had a plot, instead of ninjas just mindlessly appearing and kicking the shit out of people. They did some major damage, but the movie explained why. And I'm not going to tell you, because you have to go see it yourself. The main protagonist, Raizo, is played by a Korean actor named Rain. He's a pop star in real life, and has a very unique and unforgettable face. In other words, a total babe. So, check out this video of one of his songs, Nappun Namja. As you can see, Michael Jackson is a big influence.

He sure cleans up well
So, fittingly, we will have Seven Sweet Little Ninjas!!!!
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Stay out of the shadows, or the ninjas will get you. Sleep well!
~Sushi

14 December 2009

Obsession

The TV channel A&E, affectionately dubbed the "freak channel" by my parents, has this wonderful show called Hoarders. As scary as it is to see the pestilent disasters that people allow their houses to become, I'm quite addicted to the show. As far as my parents are concerned, though, we are hoarders, and thusly, ever since the show came on, they spend their waking hours going through our stuff, sending it off to the thrift store. Now, giving our stuff to a cause has never been strange to my household; it's the magnitude of it that scares me. My mom went into a tirade a few days, claiming that she couldn't walk through the house because of all the stuff everywhere. I'll admit, we do have lots of things in our home, but to hear her tell it, the stuff was eating her alive. It was frightening. Gladly, my parents have not yet raided my room, though my mother constantly urges me to donate clothes, books, etcetera, to the Salvation Army, and other various thrift stores that my clothes already came from in the first place. And so, to end this tirade, I invite you into my room...
Ten Weird Things to be Found in My Room

1. Kabuki mask

2. Coolie [mine is cooler]

3. Rainbow suspenders

4. Ceramic Chinese take-out container

5. Scrapbook of Dave Barry articles

6. Giant lightbulb [well, not that big]

7. Caution tape [great for raves]

8. Bowling pin

9. License plates

10. My immense skull collection [the most beautiful shape in the world, in my opinion]

Someday, I'll have to put up pictures of my skulls. Someday...
~Sushi

13 December 2009

Trust the Midas Touch

I've been babysitting for my grandparents for the past day and a half. They got a new puppy, named Midas, and he's not old enough to be home alone. So, Spock, my sister, and I are all watching the dog, because we all wanted to play with him. Midas, despite being cute and adorable, as any puppy should be, is a handful! He wants out constantly! And then, when he comes in, he pees on the floor! WHY?! However, it's been fun. In addition to watching the puppy, we also watched Shrek the Third and, again, Star Trek.

And now...

Twelve Irresistable Loldogs!

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Pardon me, I'm taking a doughnut break.

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Awwwwwww...
~Sushi
P.S. All of these cuties are from I Has A Hotdog, the canine equivalent of I Can Has Cheezburger.

11 December 2009

Bitchin' in the Kitchen

I bet you didn't know that there was a sequel to my favorite movie, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. There is, and it's a hellish, weird-ass piece of film. In fact, the only reason it can be classified as a "sequel" is because Brad and Janet are central characters. They aren't even played by the same people, though! As far as I could see, only three actors were retained: Richard O'Brien, naturally; Patricia Quinn, and the guy who played the criminologist. Oh, the title... The title of the movie is Shock Treatment. It was made in 1981, six years after the original cult classic. And, despite it being absolutely abhorrent, I'd love to watch it again, if I could find a decent copy. And, I would love for it to be on DVD; the VHS copy I borrowed from the library, I suspect, is an original copy.
For now, though, I need to detox from that movie, and the best place to do that I Youtube. Therefore, I give you...
Eight Animated Rocky Horror Songs

1. Eddie's Teddy
2. Let's Do The Time Warp Again
3. Science Fiction Double Feature (Ode Tribute)
4. anime horror picture show - creature of the night: The song is actually called "Touch-a Touch-a Touch-a Touch Me", but this is so cute, I'll let it slip.
5. Orochimaru is a Sweet Transvestite: I don't care for Naruto, but this was a nicely-done AMV, so I've included it.
6. Rocky Horror Lego Show AC2008
7. #74 Ouran Horror Picture Show Ep 5- The Sword Of Damocles
8. Lion King and Rocky Horror Picture Show

Planet, schmanet, Janet.
~Sushi

This Should Prove Interesting

I noticed that I haven't put up a list in the past few posts, not counting the last one. I certainly need to make up for that, and while I'm at it, how about I seriously lag your computer? You know you won't mind that much. For my Facebook readers, you'll have to come over to the dark side and actually visit the blog to truly appreciate this post, which is the longest picture list I've done thus far. You won't be able to see any of the animations on Facebook, because Facebook is, well, not quick on the uptake as far as GIFs are concerned.
Thirty Animated Pictures of Spock
The new Star Trek came in at the library, finally, and I've already watched it twice.





Okay, hang on a second. If Vulcan was sucked into a black-hole thing in the new movie, where the hell will Spock go for pon farr? Does he have to be on Vulcan, or just with a Vulcan woman? And if so, how the hell was he born? Can Vulcans and Terrans mate? Am I missing something here? Back to the pictures.





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The set above are all from my fellow deviants at DeviantART. All of the pictures are linked to their original page.






Geez, Spock. You're gross.











Oh, and I made this for you as well. Have fun with it.




I didn't think it would be that hard to find 30 pictures...
~Sushi