~Sushi
Mr. Kistler's Uh Count
| Today | 280 |
| Semester | 524 |
Simply put, this blog is about my adventures in college and beyond. I want to share my joys and pain, the movies and books I love, and the events I attend.
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19 January 2010
U(h)pdate 2
Not much exciting happened today, so I'm just posting an uhpdate on Mr. Kistler's nervous habits.
~Sushi
Mr. Kistler's Uh Count
~Sushi
Mr. Kistler's Uh Count
18 January 2010
Q is for naked Asian vegetarian! : And other letters of the alphabet...
From what I've noticed, I haven't done a list in at least a week. And I'm very bored, and not especially tired, so I'm going to sit here and try to think of a good list to give you fine people. Oh, and I might play Restaurant City.
...
Six minutes later
...
I have it! Oh this is going to be fun. I'm going to run an image search for every letter of the alphabet. I will put up the first picture that comes up for each letter, no matter what it is. I say no matter what because my Safe Search is off, so Lord knows what will pop up. Ok, here we go.
Twenty-six Random, Alphabetized Images
A- is for smallpox vaccination!
B- is for B-52!
C- is for worm!
D- is for David D. Lewis!
E- is for E. coli!
F- is for F-15K!
G- is for G-IV!
Is is just me, or are a lot of airplanes popping up? Spock is going to love this entry.
H- is for 4-H!
I- is for mugshot!
J- is for J-10!
Are you kidding? More airplanes?
K- is for K'naan!
L- is for lesbians!
M- is for M-theory planet!
N- is for N-Prime!
At least it's a satellite, and not another airplane.
O- is for O-face!
P- is for P-Mate!
Yes, that is a woman peeing whilst standing up. Click the picture for more details.
Q- is for naked Asian vegetarian!
R- is for Audi R-Zero!
S- is for STS-126!
GAAAAH! NO MORE AIRCRAFTS!
T- is for t-shirt slogans!
U- is for lolcat!
V- is for swimsuit model!
W- is for Dubya!
I guess I should have seen that coming. But why did it have to be a NICE picture?
X- is for communication!
Best. Name. Ever.
Y- is for space!
Z- is for that scary-ass thing...!
Now I know my ABCs; next time won't you run an image search with me? :D
~Sushi
...
Six minutes later
...
I have it! Oh this is going to be fun. I'm going to run an image search for every letter of the alphabet. I will put up the first picture that comes up for each letter, no matter what it is. I say no matter what because my Safe Search is off, so Lord knows what will pop up. Ok, here we go.
Twenty-six Random, Alphabetized Images
A- is for smallpox vaccination!
B- is for B-52!
C- is for worm!
D- is for David D. Lewis!
E- is for E. coli!
F- is for F-15K!
G- is for G-IV!
Is is just me, or are a lot of airplanes popping up? Spock is going to love this entry.
H- is for 4-H!
I- is for mugshot!
J- is for J-10!
Are you kidding? More airplanes?
K- is for K'naan!
L- is for lesbians!
M- is for M-theory planet!
N- is for N-Prime!
At least it's a satellite, and not another airplane.
O- is for O-face!
P- is for P-Mate!
Yes, that is a woman peeing whilst standing up. Click the picture for more details.
Q- is for naked Asian vegetarian!
R- is for Audi R-Zero!
S- is for STS-126!
GAAAAH! NO MORE AIRCRAFTS!
T- is for t-shirt slogans!
U- is for lolcat!
V- is for swimsuit model!
W- is for Dubya!
I guess I should have seen that coming. But why did it have to be a NICE picture?
X- is for communication!
Best. Name. Ever.
Y- is for space!
Z- is for that scary-ass thing...!
Now I know my ABCs; next time won't you run an image search with me? :D
~Sushi
17 January 2010
An Open Letter to Stephen King
Dear Mr. King-
I am writing to you in order to ask your personal permission to record one of your books as an audiobook for my dad. He and I are both very big fans of yours, and we're utterly baffled as to why Christine has never been recorded. He read it as a teenager, but currently he doesn't have the time to sit down and enjoy a book. He prefers to read with headphones on, whilst overhauling transmissions, washing dishes, or fixing the pipes in the basement. I love my dad, and I'm indebted to him not only for his introducing me to your works, but also because he taught me how to read, at age three. I've have a voracious appetite for books ever since, and your books are among those I have read the most.
I'm asking your permission simply because I think it is the right thing to do. I read that your children, when they were younger, recorded books for you, and I would like to do the same for my dad. Either that, or could you possibly explain why Christine has never been released in an audio format? Is there some underlying reason why mine and Dad's favorite book is seemingly the only one in your catalog that is not an audiobook?
I am including in this letter pictures of my and Dad's Stephen King collections, book-wise anyway. We also own the majority of the movies based on your novels, novellas, and short stories. I think I'd have to say my favorite is one of the more obscure--Maximum Overdrive. At one point, after we bought the DVD, we sold our VHS copy on half.com; it went to a buyer in Roswell. Needless to say, we were thrilled.
Dad's audio collection
My collection [1]
My collection [2]
Thank you for writing such wonderful books. Hopefully you will take the time to write me back.
Sincerely,
[Sushi] Williams
I am writing to you in order to ask your personal permission to record one of your books as an audiobook for my dad. He and I are both very big fans of yours, and we're utterly baffled as to why Christine has never been recorded. He read it as a teenager, but currently he doesn't have the time to sit down and enjoy a book. He prefers to read with headphones on, whilst overhauling transmissions, washing dishes, or fixing the pipes in the basement. I love my dad, and I'm indebted to him not only for his introducing me to your works, but also because he taught me how to read, at age three. I've have a voracious appetite for books ever since, and your books are among those I have read the most.
I'm asking your permission simply because I think it is the right thing to do. I read that your children, when they were younger, recorded books for you, and I would like to do the same for my dad. Either that, or could you possibly explain why Christine has never been released in an audio format? Is there some underlying reason why mine and Dad's favorite book is seemingly the only one in your catalog that is not an audiobook?
I am including in this letter pictures of my and Dad's Stephen King collections, book-wise anyway. We also own the majority of the movies based on your novels, novellas, and short stories. I think I'd have to say my favorite is one of the more obscure--Maximum Overdrive. At one point, after we bought the DVD, we sold our VHS copy on half.com; it went to a buyer in Roswell. Needless to say, we were thrilled.
Dad's audio collection
My collection [1]
My collection [2]
Thank you for writing such wonderful books. Hopefully you will take the time to write me back.
Sincerely,
[Sushi] Williams
14 January 2010
Prior to Life / U(h)pdate 1
It was a long, unproductive day, and I don't feel like writing much about current events. So, here is a paper I wrote as a junior in high school, about how life on Earth began. We played a lot of four-square in high school. Oh, and I was a smart-ass then, too.
09-30-06
Biology II (3B)
Prior to Life
Before the beginning, there was a sphere. Life on Earth, as this sphere would later be called, was extremely boring, possibly because there was no life. All that resided on Earth was rocks, dirt, and water. The rocks sat, as rocks tend to do. They eroded and were built up through the ages, as the wind, rain, and snow shaped and formed them. The dirt was a dark, rich brown, and although nothing grew from it, it was beautiful in its stillness. The dirt lay upon the earth, blanketing and protecting it, for that was the dirt’s only purpose. The water flowed with the wind, serene and unpolluted by the toxic sludge that would later reduce it to poison. At that time, there was more water than our modern minds can imagine, for there was no-one to drink or bathe in it, no-one to bottle it or run it through filthy copper pipes into grubby, little houses.
The sun, called Sol, would occasionally shine through the water, causing beautiful rainbows to appear. Neither the dirt nor rocks could do something as phenomenal as creating rainbows, but in Earth’s later years, both the dirt and rocks would become exceedingly important, but the water would be forgotten, despite the fact that the water would be needed so badly. Day by day, Sol waited for something spectacular to happen, as it had seen on so many other planets. This Earth was slow in developing. Sol wondered what was taking so very long, for even the most minuscule, single-celled organisms hadn’t begun to crawl from the dirt and breathe the first signs of life into the planet. So, being bored, Sol came up with a plan. It rang up the Centauris, because they were closest, and asked them to come nearer to Earth. Sol also told them to bring a small asteroid.
Sol, Alpha, Beta, and Proxima fashioned the gaseous particles in the atmosphere into a galactic four-square court. They agreed that the first star to be eliminated would watch over the Earth until the next year, when they would congregate once again. Of course, being stars, none of them were very good at four-square, and the asteroid was soon out of bounds and hurtling towards the Earth. Sol and the Centauris were unable to stop their rock as it crashed into the helpless planet. The Centauris fled and, fearing the wrath of the Universe, remained huddled together, just out of Sol’s grasp.
After some time, Sol noticed that Earth wasn’t quite as barren as it had once been. Small prokaryotic creatures crawled from the crater left behind by the asteroid. Due to the absence of oxygen on the planet, these unicellular organisms survived without it. To this day, there are still organisms that will die if exposed to oxygen, because of the durability of their ancestors. From these simple organisms, all eukaryotic creatures evolved: bacteria, plants, and all manner of animals. And thus, life on Earth had begun.
P.S.
Mr. Kistler's Uh Count
09-30-06
Biology II (3B)
Prior to Life
Before the beginning, there was a sphere. Life on Earth, as this sphere would later be called, was extremely boring, possibly because there was no life. All that resided on Earth was rocks, dirt, and water. The rocks sat, as rocks tend to do. They eroded and were built up through the ages, as the wind, rain, and snow shaped and formed them. The dirt was a dark, rich brown, and although nothing grew from it, it was beautiful in its stillness. The dirt lay upon the earth, blanketing and protecting it, for that was the dirt’s only purpose. The water flowed with the wind, serene and unpolluted by the toxic sludge that would later reduce it to poison. At that time, there was more water than our modern minds can imagine, for there was no-one to drink or bathe in it, no-one to bottle it or run it through filthy copper pipes into grubby, little houses.
The sun, called Sol, would occasionally shine through the water, causing beautiful rainbows to appear. Neither the dirt nor rocks could do something as phenomenal as creating rainbows, but in Earth’s later years, both the dirt and rocks would become exceedingly important, but the water would be forgotten, despite the fact that the water would be needed so badly. Day by day, Sol waited for something spectacular to happen, as it had seen on so many other planets. This Earth was slow in developing. Sol wondered what was taking so very long, for even the most minuscule, single-celled organisms hadn’t begun to crawl from the dirt and breathe the first signs of life into the planet. So, being bored, Sol came up with a plan. It rang up the Centauris, because they were closest, and asked them to come nearer to Earth. Sol also told them to bring a small asteroid.
Sol, Alpha, Beta, and Proxima fashioned the gaseous particles in the atmosphere into a galactic four-square court. They agreed that the first star to be eliminated would watch over the Earth until the next year, when they would congregate once again. Of course, being stars, none of them were very good at four-square, and the asteroid was soon out of bounds and hurtling towards the Earth. Sol and the Centauris were unable to stop their rock as it crashed into the helpless planet. The Centauris fled and, fearing the wrath of the Universe, remained huddled together, just out of Sol’s grasp.
After some time, Sol noticed that Earth wasn’t quite as barren as it had once been. Small prokaryotic creatures crawled from the crater left behind by the asteroid. Due to the absence of oxygen on the planet, these unicellular organisms survived without it. To this day, there are still organisms that will die if exposed to oxygen, because of the durability of their ancestors. From these simple organisms, all eukaryotic creatures evolved: bacteria, plants, and all manner of animals. And thus, life on Earth had begun.
P.S.
Mr. Kistler's Uh Count
| Today | 244 |
| Semester | 244 |
12 January 2010
Mind Readers, Nervous Teachers, and Jell-o Worms
Today was a fabulous day. No doubt about it. I got out of my first class, Community-Oriented Policing, after about 15 minutes, because the teacher, who I also have for Juvenile Delinquency, had to catch a plane to California; his son is getting married. So, no morning classes for the rest of the week! I walked down to the cafeteria, to try and find Spock, but I was deterred by the school-provided entertainment. Our coordinator takes very good care of the students; she comes up with most interesting things for us. This time, she hired a mind-reader named Christopher Carter. He did hypnotism, and blind-folded identification of random, audience-provided items, and other things that made us giggle. I have a bad feeling that it's all a hoax, and that he was being fed information through a headset, but it was interesting nonetheless. However, the last part of his act was a rather shameless plug of the CDs and DVDs he was selling, so I went upstairs to go to my next class, Middle Eastern History.
I believe that this class is the epitome of what I am trying to accomplish with my blog. In times of crisis such as these, college classes are about as close as I can get to Middle Eastern culture, and because I am in community college, the class is even reasonably priced! We are going to explore not only the history of the Middle East, but also its literature, culture, and people. I'm extremely excited for this.
Oh, and today was the first time I ate Jello-o with a straw. It was amazing.
One thing I have to mention is my teacher, Mr. Kistler. He is a very nervous person. Nice, friendly, cheerful, but very nervous. He says "Uh," a lot. And, I've decided to keep you all posted on how many times he says "Uh" per class. Just for the giggles. He gets a free day today, being the first class and all, but from Thursday on, I will be keeping a running total.
Let's hope he doesn't read this on my Facebook feed...
~Sushi
I believe that this class is the epitome of what I am trying to accomplish with my blog. In times of crisis such as these, college classes are about as close as I can get to Middle Eastern culture, and because I am in community college, the class is even reasonably priced! We are going to explore not only the history of the Middle East, but also its literature, culture, and people. I'm extremely excited for this.
Oh, and today was the first time I ate Jello-o with a straw. It was amazing.
One thing I have to mention is my teacher, Mr. Kistler. He is a very nervous person. Nice, friendly, cheerful, but very nervous. He says "Uh," a lot. And, I've decided to keep you all posted on how many times he says "Uh" per class. Just for the giggles. He gets a free day today, being the first class and all, but from Thursday on, I will be keeping a running total.
Let's hope he doesn't read this on my Facebook feed...
~Sushi
11 January 2010
Various Quiz Results
I am very bored. To entertain myself, I am taking quizzes on OkCupid, a dating site that I signed up for when I was in high school, just so I could take the quizzes. They have really neat quizzes. So, here are the results. Sorry this isn't more interesting. Give me a break, though; it's the first day of the semester.
Your result for The Nerd? Geek? or Dork? Test...
Outcast Genius
74 % Nerd, 87% Geek, 61% Dork
For The Record:
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.
Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occasion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).
Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.
Congratulations!
Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn.
A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better than half in all three, earning you the title of: Outcast Genius.
Outcast geniuses usually are bright enough to understand what society wants of them, and they just don't care! They are highly intelligent and passionate about the things they know are *truly* important in the world. Typically, this does not include sports, cars or make-up, but it can on occasion (and if it does then they know more than all of their friends combined in that subject).
Outcast geniuses can be very lonely, due to their being outcast from most normal groups and too smart for the room among many other types of dorks and geeks, but they can also be the types to eventually rule the world, ala Bill Gates, the prototypical Outcast Genius.
Congratulations!
Your result for The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test...
The Swine
Achtung! You are 31% brainwashworthy, 41% antitolerant, and 24% blindly patriotic
Sie sind ein Schwein! You would've lived a quiet and consenting civilian life in Germany, while the Nazis stomped all over people you didn't quite care about.
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry
You would never have directly joined the Nazis, basically because (1) you're not so nationalistic, (2) you're not that susceptible to crazy propaganda, and (3) you probably don't have the bloodlust. But you would've appreciated the Party, because you liked how they cleaned out the [insert race you dislike here].
The fact is, you demonstrate too much attachment to and pride of your own kind, be they white & male & straight or whatever. You absolutely would not have stood up to the Germans.
Conclusion: born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would NOT have STOOD UP to the Nazis. Sorry
Take The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test at OkCupid
Your result for The Sexual HELL Test...
HELL LEVEL 3
Raw score: 86%
There's a special place in Hell for you: the basement penthouse. You scored the nastiest possible score on the Sexual Hell Test. You have no sexual restraint whatsoever. You'll take pleasure however you can get it, and my guess is you get it a lot. If for some reason you don't right now, you will soon, as people in your category only tend to spiral down ever deeper into the abyss of carnality and delicious sin. Congratulations.
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
I, personally, think that this category is the best. Paradoxically enough, sexual liberation and indulgence can only bring you closer to purity.
AVOID: all but level 3 hellions like yourself. You wouldn't want to ruin anyone, now would you?
Take The Sexual HELL Test at OkCupid
Your result for The Brutally Honest Personality Test...
Freak- INFJ
13% Extraversion, 80% Intuition, 40% Thinking, 53% Judging
Well, well, well. How did someone like you end up with the least common personality type of them all? In a group of 100 Americans, only 0.5 others would be just like you. You really are one of a kind... In fact, I do believe that that's one of the definitions for the word "FREAK."
Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.
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Freak's not such a bad word to describe you actually.
You are deep, complex, secretive and extremely difficult to understand. If that doesn't scream "Freak!" I don't know what does. No-one actually knows the REAL you, do they?
You probably have deep interests in creative expression as well as issues of spirituality and human development.
You've probably even been called a "psychic" before, because of your uncanny knack to understand and "read" people without quite knowing how you do it. Don't fret. You're not actually psychic. That would make you special and you'll never accomplish that.
You're also quite possible the most emotional of them all, so don't take this all too hard. Nevertheless you most definitely have the strangest personality type and that's not necessarily a good thing.
*****************
Take The Brutally Honest Personality Test at OkCupid
Your result for The Your Type of Girl Test...
The Suicide Girl
64% Sexy-Cute, 30% Dark-Light, 28% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn.
If you liked my test, Please rate it highly! Thanks!
Also, make sure to check out my Beautiful Faces Test if you haven't already.
Take the Your Type of Girl Test
Your result for The 3-Variable Purity Test...
PURITY: 43% sex, 85% substance, 50% moral [55% total]
Well done! The higher your scores, the more "pure" you are. The lower, the more you've experienced.
This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.
Advisory:
Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.
This test was about done deeds, so your numbers will never climb. [It's interesting to think they all started at 100%.] But will your purity continue to fall? Will you OUTGROW or will you OUTDO your past experiences? It's up to you.
Advisory:
- Don't date anyone if your moral purities differ by more than 30%.
- Don't run a business with anyone if your substance purities differ by more than 40%.
- Do be friends with someone who has less than 1/2 your sex purity. You'll enjoy their colorful company.
Note: as for the "TOTAL" purity value - that's a weighted combination of your scores, indicating what a typical purity test might say about you.
10 January 2010
Stupid TV! Be More Funny!
I've watched the Simpsons since I was born, or thereabout. And, since I was born in 1990, this means that I've been watching the show practically since the beginning. It phased in and out, but when I came back, the Simpsons were always right there on Fox 32 at 6:00pm on weekdays, and at 7:00pm on Sundays. It's no surprise, therefore, that tonight I watched the 20th anniversary special, as well as the 450th episode.
Without further ado, I present:
Twenty Fascinating Secondary Simpsons Characters
Brought to you by Wikisimpsons!
1. Comic Book Guy - "Worst. Episode. Ever."
2. Dewey Largo - Most likely not related to the Largo family from Repo!
3. Dr. Hibbert - "Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?"
4. Duffman - "New feelings brewing in Duffman! What would Jesus do?"
5. Frank Grimes - "I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp--"
6. George H. W. Bush - "What are you laughing at, Clinton?!"
7. Groundskeeper Willie - "Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie."
8. The Leprechaun - "Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"
9. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon - Fried Green Tomatoes is her favorite book, movie, and food
10. Milhouse Van Houten- Milhouse is allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and even his own tears
11. Ned Flanders - "Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino"
12. Otto - Sometimes Otto will have acid trips while driving, or while out in public(his shoes spoke to him at Lollapalooza, stating they meant no harm and only wanted to listen to the music)
13. Poochie - Note: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet
14. Professor Frink - "GLAVIN!"
15. Rainier Wolfcastle - He is a veteran of many violent action movies, most notably "the McBain series which does not correspond to a 1991 action movie by the same name."
16. Señor Ding Dong - "Does anyone have any jumper cables?"
17. Seth and Munchie - "Get a load of Captain Bringdown! Woah!"
18. Sideshow Bob - "Hello, Bart."
19. Mr. Smithers - Smithers has the largest collection of Malibu Stacy dolls in the World and is the president of the Malibu Stacy fan club
20. Troy McClure - "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such [films, educational videos, voiceovers, etc.] as..."
Please... No more Simpsons movies...
~Sushi
Without further ado, I present:
Brought to you by Wikisimpsons!
1. Comic Book Guy - "Worst. Episode. Ever."
2. Dewey Largo - Most likely not related to the Largo family from Repo!
3. Dr. Hibbert - "Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?"
4. Duffman - "New feelings brewing in Duffman! What would Jesus do?"
5. Frank Grimes - "I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp--"
6. George H. W. Bush - "What are you laughing at, Clinton?!"
7. Groundskeeper Willie - "Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie."
8. The Leprechaun - "Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"
9. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon - Fried Green Tomatoes is her favorite book, movie, and food
10. Milhouse Van Houten- Milhouse is allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and even his own tears
11. Ned Flanders - "Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino"
12. Otto - Sometimes Otto will have acid trips while driving, or while out in public(his shoes spoke to him at Lollapalooza, stating they meant no harm and only wanted to listen to the music)
13. Poochie - Note: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet
14. Professor Frink - "GLAVIN!"
15. Rainier Wolfcastle - He is a veteran of many violent action movies, most notably "the McBain series which does not correspond to a 1991 action movie by the same name."
16. Señor Ding Dong - "Does anyone have any jumper cables?"
17. Seth and Munchie - "Get a load of Captain Bringdown! Woah!"
18. Sideshow Bob - "Hello, Bart."
19. Mr. Smithers - Smithers has the largest collection of Malibu Stacy dolls in the World and is the president of the Malibu Stacy fan club
20. Troy McClure - "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such [films, educational videos, voiceovers, etc.] as..."
Please... No more Simpsons movies...
~Sushi
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