Without further ado, I present:
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1. Comic Book Guy - "Worst. Episode. Ever."
2. Dewey Largo - Most likely not related to the Largo family from Repo!
3. Dr. Hibbert - "Did anyone else slip this woman fertility drugs?"
4. Duffman - "New feelings brewing in Duffman! What would Jesus do?"
5. Frank Grimes - "I don't need safety gloves, 'cause I'm Homer Simp--"
6. George H. W. Bush - "What are you laughing at, Clinton?!"
7. Groundskeeper Willie - "Och, back to the loch wi' you, Nessie."
8. The Leprechaun - "Now you know what you have to do. Burn the house down! Burn 'em all!"
9. Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon - Fried Green Tomatoes is her favorite book, movie, and food
10. Milhouse Van Houten- Milhouse is allergic to honey, wheat, dairy, non-dairy and even his own tears
11. Ned Flanders - "Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino"
12. Otto - Sometimes Otto will have acid trips while driving, or while out in public(his shoes spoke to him at Lollapalooza, stating they meant no harm and only wanted to listen to the music)
13. Poochie - Note: Poochie died on his way back to his home planet
14. Professor Frink - "GLAVIN!"
15. Rainier Wolfcastle - He is a veteran of many violent action movies, most notably "the McBain series which does not correspond to a 1991 action movie by the same name."
16. Señor Ding Dong - "Does anyone have any jumper cables?"
17. Seth and Munchie - "Get a load of Captain Bringdown! Woah!"
18. Sideshow Bob - "Hello, Bart."
19. Mr. Smithers - Smithers has the largest collection of Malibu Stacy dolls in the World and is the president of the Malibu Stacy fan club
20. Troy McClure - "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such [films, educational videos, voiceovers, etc.] as..."
Please... No more Simpsons movies...